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Official nanach.name Disclaimer

I Anunimi  (a.k.a Saba-Noon) (hereafter "myself") administer of http://www.nanach.name (hereafter “this website”) will abide by, adhere to, accept responsibility for, endure under and act with respect toward the following weblog disclaimer:
By accessing this website, a web browser (hereafter user) consents that s/he is familiar with, understands and absolutely accepts the following weblog disclaimer:
Although we may claim otherwise, the views expressed by myself and the authors on this website do not necessarily reflect the views of myself, the authors of this website, this website, Na Nach, Na Nach Nachma Nachma Nachman MeUman, Rabbi Israel Ber Odesser (the Saba), Rebbe Nachman of Breslov, the Torah, The Gemorah, Halachah, Mishna, Kabbalah, Breslov, the Chusidic movement, Ultra Orthodox, Orthodox, Modern Orthodox, Unorthodox, Reform or Conservative, any form of Judiasim,  or any other organization, service, motto, logo, slogan, insignia or avatar in any way connected with myself or this website.
Comments on this website are the sole responsibility of their writers and the writer will take full responsibility, liability, and blame for any libel or litigation that results from something written in or as a direct result of something written in a comment. The accuracy, completeness, veracity, honesty, exactitude, factuality and politeness of comments are not guaranteed.
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Although it may claim otherwise, this website and myself do not offer  religious, halachic, meditative, spiritual, psychiatric, dietary, legal, medical, financial, interpersonal, sociological, mechanical, electronic, astronomical, astrological, cosmological,  audiological,  technological, neurological, psychobiological,  ufological,  mythological, hydrological, zoological, logical or any other kind of professional advice. Nothing on this website or posted by myself should be construed as professional advice including, but not limited to, the above list.
The information provided by myself and on this website is of a general, broad, sweeping, large, wide-ranging, wide-reaching and wide-spread nature and cannot substitute for the advice of a licensed professional or qualified Rabbi or chiropractor. A competent authority with specialized knowledge is the only one who can address the specific circumstances of your predicament. We can try, but this disclaimer frees us of any liability if negative consequences result from our efforts.
Please contact your local bar association, law society, Bait Din, rabbinical court of law, neighborhood association of jurists, licenced healing facility, phone book, online directory, local emergency number in your jurisdiction, friend, mother or Google to find a or obtain a referral to a competent professional. If you do not have reasonable means of contacting an attorney-at-law, lawyer, civil law notary, barrister, solicitor, medical professional,  or any other professional in the area of your inquiry, meaning you are an orphaned, computer-illiterate social hazard, please exit this window and have a talk with G-d to get your life in order.
Myself and this website have no control over the information you access via outbound link(s) in the post text, sidebar, header, footer or comment sections. Myself and this website do not endorse linked website(s), cannot guarantee the accuracy of any information found by following said links or the correctness of any analysis found therein and should not be held responsible for it or the consequences of a user’s use of that information. If you are curious about the veracity of something you find, please follow the directions in the above paragraph and consult the appropriate experts.
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This website publishes content regularly and said content is maintained in reference to the protections afforded it under local, Jewish, provincial, state, martial, federal, international and mafia law. Publication of information found on this website may be in violation of the laws of the Yeshiva, Synagogue, Rabbinical council, Bait Din, city, county, state, country or other jurisdiction from where you are viewing this website’s content and laws in your jurisdiction may not protect or allow the same kinds of speech or distribution. In the case that the laws of the jurisdiction where this website's content is maintained and those of yours conflict, this website does not encourage, condone, facilitate, recommend or protect the violation of any laws and cannot be responsible for any violations of such laws.
Because the World Wide Web is an integrated net of communication, discussion and litigation, this website and myself encourage the distribution of its content. Cross, reciprocal or just plain friendly hyperlinking is consistent with this information sharing and this disclaimer should not be construed as a condemnation of any linking practices. That said, any reproduction of this website’s content must credit the website by name and Uniform Resource Locator (URL). Should you link to this domain or use, reproduce, republish, regurgitate, repeat, reiterate, rebound, reecho, reverberate, mimic, imitate, parrot or duplicate the information contained on this website, you alone are responsible for that action and should, under threat of litigation, credit this website by name and URL.
This website and comments made by myself are not recommended for Rabbis, Rabbis in training, very strict religious people, Yeshiva students, or anyone professing an irrational fear of cats or any other mammal, those who have a penchant for time wasting, profiteering, looking for pleasure in this world, proclaim themselves sane, lawyers, doctors, philosophers, teachers, judges, poseks, building contractors, marketing and advertising executives, any executives, anyone who wears a tie (bow tie included), anyone with an I.Q. over 80. Women who are pregnant or may become pregnant or are nursing are advised to consult their husband and physician before viewing this website. Eating before viewing may result in unhealthy indigestion. Not recommended for people over the age of 120.

 Unofficial Summery of Disclaimer

Everything on this website does not necessarily reflect the opinion of anyone. 

Comments on this website are the responsibility of the writer of the comments and not ours.
Anything that belongs to anyone that is on this website belongs to that person and we have no responsibility if there is an infringement on that property.
Nothing on this website should be considered as professional advice.
We are not responsible if we tried to help someone and failed miserably.
If you need help you should seek a professional.
We are not responsible for the content of outbound links or inbound links or any other type of links anywhere.
Everything on this site is legal by local law though you should check with the law in your area before spreading this site.
That being said, we think it a good idea to spread the info on this site provided you credit the source.
We don't recommend this site for anyone that has a brain.